Jeff and I were browsing Costco.com for furniture when I noticed a tab at the top labeled "funeral".
"Huh???" I asked, to which Jeff replied, "Oh- they sell caskets. This is where I'm planning to buy your casket. Funeral homes totally rip you off when you are in mourning."
You already know where you're going to buy my casket???
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Unfortunately, by the time he buys it the lifetime guarantee will have already expired.
There is absolutely no reason to be worried that he already knows where to buy your casket. If, however, you find that the casket has been delivered and is now being stored in your garage...
For a good read on exactly how the funeral industry preys on us during our most vulnerable times, check out The American Way of Death by Jessica Mitford.
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